She's got crazy legs
And hair down to her waist
Slave Laura, where are you?
Her private line is busy all the time
Slave Laura where are you?

Chorus:
Anything can happen
She says "you can tie me up,
you can tie me down"
Anything can happen
She says "Your wish is my command"

Two weeks pay for one more day
Slave Laura where are you?
You could be my bloody Valentine
Slave Laura where are you?

Chorus
She's got leather whips and ruby lips
Lunatics on power trips
Slave Laura where are you?

Chorus x 2

Leather whips and ruby lips
Lunatics on power trips
Slave Laura where are you?
Slave Laura where are you?